FREE BOOK CONTEST

If you haven't read "This Little Piggy Belongs to the Devil" but you'd like a chance at winning a FREE paperback copy just email your guesses to the quiz below.  The top ten (10) contestants with the most CORRECT answers will receive a copy in the mail.  The rules are simple. Email your guesses to mycroft.press@gmail.com.  Make sure you include your mailing address.  Please only include question numbers and answers (don't re-copy questions) in your response. Responses must be received by 9/30/2012

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ONE

The Narrator's grandchildren are killed by:

(a) a pail of gasoline
(b) an industrial sized wood chipper
(c) a paper plate
(d) duct tape
(e) an ice cream truck

TWO

The Narrator met his future wife (Brenda) at:

(a) the Strand Bookstore
(b) The Museum of Modern Art
(c) an ATM
(d) a singles party
(e) her father's church

THREE

The Narrator was sent to the "Happy Hotel for Naked Old Men" because:

(a) he threw a lasagna on the floor
(b) he accosted a priest
(c) he got naked in his living room
(d) he hired a hit man in Soldier of Fortune Magazine
(e) he stole a vintage airplane

FOUR

The Narrator's former daughter-in-law is killed by:

(a) an ice cream truck
(b) a poisoned watermelon
(c) the Russian mob
(d) a radio in the bath tub
(e) fire

FIVE

The Narrator's son divorces his wife because:

(a) she took drugs
(b) stole from the office
(c) had sex with a busboy
(d) was already married
(e) fell asleep during sex

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TIE BREAKER

The Narrator got in trouble in Catholic School for:

(a) having sex behind the Statue of St. Batholomew
(b) smoking pot behind the handball court
(c) buying too many milks at lunch
(d) lying about having sex in confession
(e) mouthing the words at the Christmas Concert